Describe your sex life with a Pokemon Move.

themyriadofcrap:

bonkalore:

shitsuren-chama:

katsallday:

queenoferrets:

incineraptor:

solarbeans:

ollivandur:

davidstrider:

temporalmaiden:

tyrianduplicity:

pokemonmasterkimba:

Random # generator: http://www.random.org/

Pokemon move list: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_moves

Go.

2hadow ball.

hyperbeam

protect

sand attack

Tail Whip

W-well then

… Ice Punch oh my god no.

Acrobatics.

Of course. 

Sleep Powder

Pay Day.

=A= Wot? 

Fly.

Slack Off.

well…

Poison Powder.

…cover your drinks, fella.

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5. objectofclumsiness reblogged this from tipukono and added:

   First I accidentally tried 1-100 and got (91)Dig like nice implying… then (122)Lick.

6. tipukono reblogged this from frostbackscat and added:

   .. Low sweep

7. anon-userrr reblogged this from shoomlah and added:

   Omfg hydro pump….

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   Bide

10. cherokeehillread reblogged this from frostbackscat and added:

    Hurricane! Yeah! Getting it!

11. tabularojo reblogged this from dramaticspoon and added:

    Flamethrower

12. nothing-to-do-or-be reblogged this from frostbackscat and added:

    Draco Meteor

13. namboto reblogged this from morhek and added:

    Dragon Rage! The dragon is my /shot

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15. draculina09 reblogged this from frostbackscat and added:

    “Petal Dance.” OKAY. xD

16. girlwholovesturtles reblogged this from frostbackscat and added:

    Yawn.

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18. morhek reblogged this from destructiondragon360 and added:

    Supersonic? … …oh OH I GET IT NOW

19. dramaticspoon reblogged this from frostbackscat and added:

    Water Pledge.

20. destructiondragon360 reblogged this from frostbackscat and added:

    Flail.

21. tsukinoinaba reblogged this from frostbackscat and added:

    Horn Drill. Ladies? >w>

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    Twin Needle you know iit

24. frostbackscat reblogged this from nooby-banana and added:

    Metronome.

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27. melableed reblogged this from ahiddencloud and added:

    torment… ummmmmmm

28. fighttothedeathh reblogged this from sirius-as-the-moon and added:

    #283: Endeavor Hm.

29. sirius-as-the-moon reblogged this from pokemonmasterkimba and added:

    #221: Sacred Fire … kinky

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    42 pin missile ?

31. hauntedmyth reblogged this from sawmuchded and added:

    138: DREAM EATER “is a damage-dealing Psychic-type move” “Dream Eater only works if the target is asleep. Dream Eater...

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    262 Memento ……….do I collect pubes or something?

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    #528 Wild Charge Oookay.

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    It’s either #50 Disable or #93 Confusion.

36. cs-elliot reblogged this from humanhumanhybrid and added:

    # 281 Yawn…Wow, thanks.

37. humanhumanhybrid reblogged this from sexybritishllama and added:

    #195 perish song ummm….

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    And then I realized that I was reblogging someone reblogging me. But I don’t even care. #308. Hydro Cannon.

39. whistler-in-the-dark reblogged this from oakbones and added:

    #141 Leech Life. Oh. I. Hm.

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    VICE GRIP holy fuck

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    Explosion.

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    I figured out i didnt do it right because i only let the max equal 100, now it is correct and i got Hydro Pump hehe

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    Stealth Rock…

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    Fury Attack. Oh baby you know what’s going on.

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